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Hello, I'm new here! Mar. 13th, 2006 @ 08:04 pm
pnkrokprnce13
I just wanted to say hi! I wish I had more to post.

P.S. I can also be found on the LJ Community Boys Kissing.
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: CKY-Plastic Plan

Mar. 27th, 2005 @ 12:03 am
dr_digital
"Who do I gotta jerk off just to get some explosions around here?"

Are you a freaky-deaky?:
If she called out someone else's name in bed and you asked them over...
If you ever put up posters in the neighborhood adding 4 dildo night...
If you flirt at the Bingo Hall...
If you know what wine tastes better with which shoes...
If you play "Priest, the Meterlady, and the Gypsy wench"...
If you shop for sex toys at Lowe's...
If you ever tried to catch relatives naked on purpose...
If you have a free and permanent membership with "Tranny Suprise"...
If you ever mentioned bondage in church...
If you ever threw your back out jerking off...
If you moved the bed into the living room...
If Yoda got you hot...
Current Music: Shoobadubleya-ooh-ooh by SBW and the crew

Mar. 18th, 2005 @ 11:05 pm
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freaks__love_it    join, you damn lovely freaks!Collapse )

 


Mar. 16th, 2005 @ 01:50 pm
dr_digital
Let's say I had to walk down market street in a neon green trenchcoat covering over my Flash Gordon underoos handcuffed on my left to a midgit in bondage gear and the right wrist was handcuffed to a bed board. My question is, do you think a run-on sentence is too kinky?.

"Waterworks" Mar. 11th, 2005 @ 11:13 am
dr_digital
Pee on me...why not freaky Pee on me
Can’t you see...i’m no freak without you
Take your lips.....i want to bite them
Take your arms....i want to tie them

Your vertical cry...made me go spunk-wild
How can i....go on freaky without you
You tore me apart....and push-button start
So why not take Pee on me

(instrumental break)

Your a freak that's true, noting wrong when it's all for you,
Attention, hard shmackin till the skin turns red;
Three times a night gotta change the bed.
wrecking our backs and doing the Waterwork,
funking it all, and yo, gonna get all the perks.

[posh British accent]
Pee on me...now please do, Pee on me
Can’t you see...i’m no freak without you
Take your lips.....i’d rather bite them
Take your wrists....i’ll cuff, but never, ever harm them.

Your vertical cry...left me all freaky-wild
How can i....go on freaky without you
You took a part....lets tare it apart
So why not take a Pee on me

Your a freak that's true, noting wrong when it's all for you,
Attention, hard shmackin till the skin turns red;
Three times a night gotta change the bed.
wrecking our backs and doing the Waterwork,
funking it all, and yo, gonna gat all the perks.

It ain't bragging when your nasty,
it's only nasty when it's nasty.
I work for the Waterworks,
I get all the nasty perks.
I take my time laying the pipes,
squirting releases all the stress and strife.

I love you...Pee on me (ha,ha,ha-ha)
Other entries
» get freaky
What's up...let me begin
freaks like me find nothing a sin.
You know whose hot?...
A Burn victim in a wheelchair,
Bored tonight, use a road flare.
I'm getting funky like I'm supposed too,
and I feel the need to get real nude.
Yeah love, and the need to get along,
oil, screams and a funky d-flow song.
Where's the oil?, creme corn will do...
crunchy peanut butter and scooby doo.
If your a freak then think about Shaggy
as you feel the goal that I hit.
pinto beans, olive oil, carrots or bisquick.
love has so many possibilities
one leg and no ears still has capabilities.
Oh sorry, have I been a freak so far?...
freaky as hitting a tranny in a stolen car?.
What do you mean by freak, is it a geek by nature?,
or is it a funky-freaker, a clown masturbator.
if I'm sick then I apologize and back away,
But doesn't everyone think about the funky lay?.
Squeezy cheese enemas and french kissing with frito-lays.
bubble-butt slapping and inflatable mama cass,
Burning hot sauce and cool whip soothes the ass.
Digital lovers, Yo Humpty Hump is my hero,
smooth knocking a ho like my icon Monnster Zero.
Licking toes just like the Bros,
She was funky with last week.
Doing it all nasty style, strawing JD from the sink.
Freaky food f-ing original, gotta go but if we don't meet,
i wish you love, peace, and a sticky bed sheet.
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does anyone else smell tarragon?
seriously it smells like tarragon.
maybe it's just my ass.
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yeah, this community sucks.
» Intro

So this is the first entry. If you've been invited here, it's because you're weird. In a good way. Hopefully we'll have something to offer for everyone. Contribute anything you find that you think fits the community description. Pictures, links, jokes, whatever. PLEASE. I'll be making a survey for joining members, and you'll have to fill it out and post it. You don't HAVE to, but it'll make the community more fun.

My newest links for now:


FREEEEEE Crazy Fetish/Midget/Catfighting/typical vanillla PORN

She May Be my babys Ex, but her fucked up art is goooood

A Stoner Staple


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